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  • Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Apr 30, 11 at 6:23pm

    BEST. MOM. EVER.

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      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on May 2, 11 at 11:49am

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

  • Submitted by nelsmattson on Apr 30, 11 at 1:19pm

    keeper

  • Submitted by colan08 on Apr 30, 11 at 5:22pm

    You feed her cock, she feeds you sandwich. Win win!

  • Submitted by Taipan on Apr 30, 11 at 3:48pm

    Happy birthday. Hope you do something nice for her on hers.

  • Submitted by dirtynate on Apr 30, 11 at 1:24pm

    You win

  • Submitted by Trailertrashed on Apr 30, 11 at 2:35pm

    Marry her

  • Submitted by economizer on Apr 30, 11 at 3:48pm

    She is a goddess.

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    Submitted by Nightmareality on Apr 30, 11 at 7:58pm

    That's a hell of a woman.

  • 91 76
    Submitted by drunkisme on Apr 30, 11 at 1:42pm

    your life is bro

  • 91 82
    Submitted by SeishinKitsune on May 1, 11 at 9:05pm

    I honestly believe that the comments to these texts are funnier than the text itself.

  • 91 85
    Submitted by diabetis on May 1, 11 at 12:54am

    You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!

  • 83 75
    Submitted by caligal14 on Apr 30, 11 at 10:47pm

    It was the best dream ever, I didn't want to wake up!

  • 85 86
    Submitted by morganmce on Apr 30, 11 at 3:13pm

    You win at life.

  • 81 83
    Submitted by megaphone on May 3, 11 at 5:09am

    Omg, if you were just playing wow at the same time I believe you'd have attained true greatness.

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Akdros on May 1, 11 at 2:20am

    Wow what a selfish girl. She is supposed to feed and suck at the same time, not alternate.

  • 82 88
    Submitted by buddhaman99 on May 1, 11 at 1:27am

    Thanx Rachel Ray!!!

  • 73 75
    Submitted by wllb00023 on May 1, 11 at 10:19pm

    If only we all were that lucky

  • 76 83
    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on May 1, 11 at 4:21am

    Keep her forever

  • 75 83
    Submitted by projectcurtis on May 1, 11 at 10:23pm

    Luckysonofabitch

  • 68 78
    Submitted by bunny420 on May 1, 11 at 1:07am

    no fucking way

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 11 at 8:50am

    hot!!

  • Submitted by Stucco on Apr 30, 11 at 3:57pm

    blowing me and bologna

  • 55 60
    Submitted by RoffMain on Nov 21, 11 at 8:19am

    Keeper.

  • 68 89
    Submitted by YourPathetic on May 1, 11 at 1:05pm

    IT'S A TRAP!! RUN!!

  • 62 85
    Submitted by jaykilla64 on May 7, 11 at 7:21am

    U lucky bastard

  • 44 55
    Submitted by rsh1962 on Jun 5, 12 at 5:04am

    Def marrying potential.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 1, 12 at 9:49am

    That's cause she needed more head cheese for your sandwich

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 11 at 2:42am

    Mee soo hoonnnrryy!!! Haha

  • Submitted by 2cool4skool on May 24, 11 at 1:30pm

    MLIB

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    Submitted by ASHERBYMARIE on Dec 1, 12 at 12:13am

    Shes a keeper

  • Submitted by cookiemonster23 on Apr 30, 11 at 11:21pm

    fake. this could never happen

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      Submitted by opie107 on May 2, 11 at 4:29pm

      clearly, you just don't know how to catch a good woman.

  • Submitted by Jenny54403 on Apr 30, 11 at 2:32pm

    lame

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      Submitted by dyzzie on Apr 30, 11 at 8:55pm

      clearly. i mean who the fuck likes getting blow jobs anyway? and sandwiches you didn't have to make yourself? so lame.