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  • 259 83
    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Apr 30, 11 at 6:23pm
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    BEST. MOM. EVER.

    • 29 46
      Submitted by dat_azz_69 on May 2, 11 at 11:49am
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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PERFECT

  • 119 56
    Submitted by nelsmattson on Apr 30, 11 at 1:19pm
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    keeper

  • 98 50
    Submitted by colan08 on Apr 30, 11 at 5:22pm
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    You feed her cock, she feeds you sandwich. Win win!

  • 101 76
    Submitted by Trailertrashed on Apr 30, 11 at 2:35pm
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    Marry her

  • 81 45
    Submitted by Taipan on Apr 30, 11 at 3:48pm
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    Happy birthday. Hope you do something nice for her on hers.

  • 83 51
    Submitted by dirtynate on Apr 30, 11 at 1:24pm
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    You win

  • 81 57
    Submitted by economizer on Apr 30, 11 at 3:48pm
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    She is a goddess.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by drunkisme on Apr 30, 11 at 1:42pm
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    your life is bro

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Nightmareality on Apr 30, 11 at 7:58pm
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    That's a hell of a woman.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by SeishinKitsune on May 1, 11 at 9:05pm
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    I honestly believe that the comments to these texts are funnier than the text itself.

  • 58 49
    Submitted by caligal14 on Apr 30, 11 at 10:47pm
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    It was the best dream ever, I didn't want to wake up!

  • 62 58
    Submitted by morganmce on Apr 30, 11 at 3:13pm
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    You win at life.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by buddhaman99 on May 1, 11 at 1:27am
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    Thanx Rachel Ray!!!

  • 54 51
    Submitted by diabetis on May 1, 11 at 12:54am
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    You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!

  • 48 49
    Submitted by wllb00023 on May 1, 11 at 10:19pm
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    If only we all were that lucky

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Akdros on May 1, 11 at 2:20am
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    Wow what a selfish girl. She is supposed to feed and suck at the same time, not alternate.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by projectcurtis on May 1, 11 at 10:23pm
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    Luckysonofabitch

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Stucco on Apr 30, 11 at 3:57pm
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    blowing me and bologna

  • 42 46
    Submitted by powerstrokeguy on May 1, 11 at 4:21am
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    Keep her forever

  • 48 59
    Submitted by megaphone on May 3, 11 at 5:09am
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    Omg, if you were just playing wow at the same time I believe you'd have attained true greatness.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by YourPathetic on May 1, 11 at 1:05pm
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    IT'S A TRAP!! RUN!!

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 11 at 8:50am
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    hot!!

  • 37 49
    Submitted by bunny420 on May 1, 11 at 1:07am
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    no fucking way

  • 26 30
    Submitted by RoffMain on Nov 21, 11 at 8:19am
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    Keeper.

  • 33 47
    Submitted by jaykilla64 on May 7, 11 at 7:21am
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    U lucky bastard

  • 17 22
    Submitted by rsh1962 on Jun 5, 12 at 5:04am
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    Def marrying potential.

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 11 at 2:42am
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    Mee soo hoonnnrryy!!! Haha

  • 37 64
    Submitted by 2cool4skool on May 24, 11 at 1:30pm
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    MLIB

  • 9 12
    Submitted by ASHERBYMARIE on Dec 1, 12 at 12:13am
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    Shes a keeper

  • 10 14
    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 1, 12 at 9:49am
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    That's cause she needed more head cheese for your sandwich

  • 33 83
    Submitted by cookiemonster23 on Apr 30, 11 at 11:21pm
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    fake. this could never happen

    • 34 38
      Submitted by opie107 on May 2, 11 at 4:29pm
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      clearly, you just don't know how to catch a good woman.

  • 37 142
    Submitted by Jenny54403 on Apr 30, 11 at 2:32pm
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    lame

    • 31 57
      Submitted by gingerrmo on Apr 30, 11 at 8:55pm
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      clearly. i mean who the fuck likes getting blow jobs anyway? and sandwiches you didn't have to make yourself? so lame.