Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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