Sry I called you an 8
one two three fourrrrnication!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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