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Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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