Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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