No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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