I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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