Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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Nothing like washing down a plate of stuffed cabbage with six or seven pints of Smithwick's before retiring for the night. Always enjoyed the morning reports from the blissful recipients of my generosity.
Thanks? Now how about a sammich?
Totally read this from the guys pov.
Word for word, either my girlfriend or I could have sent this to each other. O.o
What a sweet little love note
, said every woman every.
The lady must be the one farting
I like how people assume it's the guy farting, women fart too, *gasp* I know!
haha I know someone with this area code who currently lives in AZ, imma die laughing if this is something she said to her boyfriend
I like how the assumption is its a dude farting. My money's on ladyfart.
...Soo,this is now a "Texts I should have sent" , "Things I should have said"
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