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  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:49am

    Allah is God, if you think you're branching out to hit 3 religions, you failed! You should go for Jesus, Mohammad, Moses (those guys are pretty much where the religion wars argue upon), and Buddah; there now you got yourself 4 religions to help you!

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:13am

    prayer is great but how about using some real birth control.

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:16pm

    I gave that up a long time ago and now I pray to Plan B

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:52am

    Good luck with that.

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:54pm

    Just get an abortion and you're guaranteed a spot on TFLN's worst nights

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:30pm

    Well phrased text...people that bitch at each other on this site are dumb

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:06pm

    Shouldn't have been a slut

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:33pm

    Been there! They all listened thank god!

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:57pm

    Lmfao sounds like me 2 weeks ago

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:03pm

    Amen sister! Plan B works amazingly well too, just in case Buddah and Allah let you down!

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:40pm

    holy hannah montana!

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:57am

    Hey 2:53, Muhammad preached equal rights to men and women. You don't know what you're talking about with Buddhism either.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:54pm

    I love that you said the whole gang like they all belong in the mystery machine.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:45am

    That's freaking awesome!!!! Don't miss any just in case!! That's my motto... Pray to them all and you don't have to worry about being wrong cause you've covered all your bases!

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:51am

    hahaha i think every girl has had this problem!!! (: oh well, we aren't sluts!! we are penis enthusiasts(:

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:31am

    I say the same prayer every month because my husband doesn't think birth control is healthy.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:37am

    12:31 your husband is a dumbfuck if he thinks birth control is unhealthy.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:09am

    Haha I love how she called it "the gang"

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:59am

    For real 12:31. Tell him he better wrap it up then.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    pray that you are so you can get on welfare, plus work, use all your money for shopping and doing whatever the hell you want and all of the losers on this site will have to pay for it... HA!

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 8:14pm

    About as useful as praying to Kool in the Gang

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:53pm

    Jesus---> Your going to hell, Allah---> Your a woman, you are lower than dogs, Budda----> I have this story about a strawberry End-----> You are boned*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:54am

    Perfect birth control device: keep your legs closed.

    • 56 55
      Submitted by jltc on Jul 4, 10 at 11:35pm

      but less fun

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:31pm

    2:53, No she got boned... That is what got her to this point in the first place

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:00pm

    Guess what: God doesn't exist and prayer is a useless waste of time.

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:12pm

    Keeping your legs closed is the best pregnancy prevention. But.. it's not very fun. And it makes you a bitch. Which 10:54 proved to us.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:08am

     ===

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:28am

    I hope none of them help you.