question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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