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  • 93 31
    Submitted by koolaidmanohyeaa on Jun 26, 10 at 6:26pm

    What if your dream is to do porn and you fail at that. Then what...

    • 33 38
      Submitted by jasboo on Jun 26, 10 at 7:49pm

      then you better learn to say "Would you like to supersize that?"

  • 63 41
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 9:59pm

    These European-descended baked goods made from dough in soft and hard varieties and savory or sweet flavors in unique knot-like shapes are making me crave liquid sustenance.

  • 57 35
    Submitted by notTexan on Jun 26, 10 at 5:31pm

    I'm glad to hear about pretzels.

  • 54 41
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 26, 10 at 9:04pm

    I really want to direct....

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 7:27pm

    I've always wanted to do porn.

  • 54 43
    Submitted by KrysE on Jun 26, 10 at 6:29pm

    What's with the pretzels here recently??

  • 52 43
    Submitted by foxylieanne on Jun 27, 10 at 10:24pm

    You make slot of money I wouldn't blame you! I heard California makes the most (: ?

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 26, 10 at 7:36pm

    Pretzel\nPenis!!!!!

  • 46 38
    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 26, 10 at 11:20pm

    been there, done that.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by clast71 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:43pm

    Pretzel... Jew gold of snack foods

    • 23 56
      Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 7:02pm

      How dare you impugn the integrity of Pretzels?!?!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by hellacassy on Jun 26, 10 at 6:01pm

    i prefer pretzels over potato chips on occasion

  • 41 33
    Submitted by ACerfectPircle on Jun 28, 10 at 1:29am

    Or become an escort...which is fancy talk for prostitute

  • 37 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 8:24pm

    I heard that cumdumpsters are the highest paid

  • 48 51
    Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 26, 10 at 5:47pm

    Penis

  • 53 63
    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 5:27pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 39 38
    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:04am

    If you Wana throw your life away ya go a head

  • 35 33
    Submitted by perracara55 on Jun 29, 10 at 3:22am

    That's what Zack and miri did, worked for them

  • 43 54
    Submitted by niceman on Jun 26, 10 at 6:52pm

    Every hot white girl should make a sex tape and send it to Obama

  • 43 55
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jun 27, 10 at 11:19am

    Hey Keith, you are making me miss the older, more simple times on Tfln. I love pretzels too bro.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 26, 10 at 6:54pm

    Or go into porn and fulfil them

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Brentman12 on Jun 26, 10 at 6:37pm

    Could go for some pretzels right about now.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 5:38pm

    I love pretzels