well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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