Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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