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  • 84 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:01pm

    Helen Keller. She was deaf dumb and blind till the miracle worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.

  • 87 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:25pm

    llloolollolo how did hellen keller burn her ear off... she answered the iron how did she burn the other one off... they called back

  • 92 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:30pm

    Why cant Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

  • 80 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:47am

    i feel bad saying this but helen keller jokes are pretty damn funny :/

  • 86 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 9:29am

    unless a pic was attached, FAKE

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:33pm

    Well 3:44 sometimes there isnt a Jack in the box near people! i have never been to one Nor even ever seen one in Ohio!!!!! altho ive never been to one period,, but still

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:22pm

    this is so terrible. yet so hilarous at the same time.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:13am

    dude, that's hilarious!

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 3:44pm

    That's what you get for passing over Jack In The Box for the retarded clown.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:22pm

    How about some nice dead baby jokes while your at it?

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 5:01pm

    so im not the only one! hahah damn i was gonna say what 4:25 said next...beat me to it. haha

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:04am

    I'm at work and laughed so hard I had to duck under the desk. Came back up, read it again, laughed some more. Thank you, assholes.

  • 62 63
    Submitted by lane6 on Jun 2, 10 at 8:05am

    why can't Helen Keller drive?\n\nshe's dead. :)

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:00am

    I dont't get whether the text was supposed to be about Helen Keller or the fucked up Big Mac... Either way... I laughed =D...

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:20am

    Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? Neither did she.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 8:16am

    Congrats 12:29 you are now in fact a jackass

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:38am

    taco bell messes up my cheesy bean and rice burrito sometimes too, it really upsets me.

  • 78 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:49pm

    hahahah this is hillarious im lovin it

  • 76 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:12pm

    roflmfao this is my favorite one to date

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:49pm

    How else did they punish her, leave the plunger in the toilet

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:20pm

    hahahaahah! and 4:07 that's funnY!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 8:02pm

    why did helen keller's dog run away? you would too if your name was "eerrooooaawwrrooo"

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:45pm

    It was made by Anne Frank

  • 57 66
    Submitted by pissdonkey32 on Mar 13, 10 at 12:29am

    Did you know that Helen Keller had a tree house??\n\nNeither did she :)

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:51am

    I WAS AS FUCKED AS HELLEN KELLERS SELF PORTRAIT

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:05am

    this should go in the tfln hall of fame

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:38am

    This reminds me of the Hellen Keller/Anne Frank confusion from Clerks II

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 7:49pm

    I don't understand the joke about answering an iron...she's deaf, so she wouldn't hear the ringing.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:35am

    Why were Helen Keller's knees yellow? Her dog was blind, too.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by marelann on Jul 18, 11 at 2:18am

    This made my life!! Haha(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:18pm

    lmao i seriously cracked up at 11:51 and 4:07 ....im going to hell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 4:07pm

    how did hellen keller's parents punish her? re- arrange the furniture.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 9:41am

    Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants? So people could read her lips.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 11:05pm

    hahahahah at 1045 and at 449