apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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