i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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