Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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