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  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:18am

    I have the distinct urge to attempt this now. If for no other reason then to say that I learned history while fucking.

  • 55 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:09pm

    Um, because they are most like college students both attending poly. You don't change your area code to go to college.

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:33am

    805 includes a whole bunch of shit in san louis obispo, sb, and ventura counties it's huge

  • 50 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:17am

    No it's from Boulder, Aurora doesn't have enough sluts to match even 3 percent of Boulder.

  • 48 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:49pm

    Does it really matter what gender anyone is in this text? The important thing is two people are getting study sex. Go them.

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:20am

    would be better to MAKE history while fucking

  • 48 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:09am

    This is what I WISH I had been receiving 2 months ago when my now ex was studying for the LSAT. Instead, I just got, "Fuck? Nope, have to study." I'm obviously VERY mad a LSAT now.

  • 50 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:41pm

    Could be from Aurora. Loads of sluts there.

  • 44 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:17am

    11:11 does it really matter?

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:57pm

    0MG tHiS WAS S0O0 fUNNY ! xX LiL CHUlA Xx

  • 48 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:23pm

    I used to read while giving HJs. Couldn't during sex because he was all over the place and I'd lose mine.

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:49pm

    ventura and denver actually, and she's a chick lol

  • 45 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:30am

    I just had a new business idea...

  • 44 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:05am

    No shit, why do people like 10:35 have to always say "it could be a guy"? It's just annoying and even though it's possible, it's highly unlikely.

  • 47 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:21am

    Multi tasking in the best possible way..!

  • 48 41
    Submitted by boulder_jh on Apr 24, 10 at 5:19pm

    Yeah boulder! CU is the shit

  • 45 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:22am

    wow this might be my favorite one, its not even that funny but just legit...i have a new goal...i want to be that girl

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:25am

    303 sounds like an amazing girl!

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:45pm

    805 includes sb 7:49

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:29pm

    everyone says sluts are from boulder. but guess what. boulder is a college town with a nationally renowned university and people from all over the country go there

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:26pm

    Hahaha!! A text like this is how my friend will forever remember the Spanish-American war

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:20am

    and fuck you for having a fuck buddy. man up.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:23am

    11:22 will you read to me?

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:39pm

    Way to go Denver! I'm proud of chu!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:19am

    doubt they can be that talented.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:32am

    Actually, studying while having sex really helps. It was a tried and true method for myself and my fuck buddy in college. If you could answer the questions right while being distracted, you could answer the questions right anytime. I owe all of my A's to him :)

  • 39 41
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 17, 10 at 12:12am

    I can last four chapter. Haha. That was good.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:16am

    4:29 Boulder is the town of weed and sluts

  • 36 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:37pm

    a santa barbara and boulder zip code = match made in heaven

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:00am

    how are they going to fuck? 805 is in california and 303 is colorado

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:20pm

    wow... now my boyfriend has no excuse when he says he has to read

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:16pm

    Not gunna lie, I thought 303 was a guy.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:24am

    ha... i thought 805 was a girl and the response was a guy. im a girl, totally something i would say... and definitely have,

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:55pm

    Wow 4:29... And definitely sb not fucking ventura

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:44pm

    12:26--- The Black Death for me. I'm still not all that sure it was a good idea, but I kicked ass on my History survey class in college and could self-diagnose myself with the Bubonic Plague if such an occasion ever came up