Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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