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  I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.

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• ha ha ha ha!!! my text made it!!! Reno, eNVy baby!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 4:49pm

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• being named Jesus... now I had 10 friends forward me this text... lmao way to go Reno!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 2:30am

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• jesus would impress me...especially if he had a nice penis!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:50am

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• What the fuck are all ur fucking athiest fuckers talking about mother fucking Jesus naked!?!?!? I can't wait till all of you assholes burn in he'll while I'm partying it up in heaven

  Submitted by demonhunter12 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:26am

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  • Dude you're on the wrong site.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 26, 10 at 2:29pm

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• Your impressed by fairy tales?

  Submitted by Dsapeer on Dec 27, 11 at 1:11pm

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• How much would he impress you if he was walkin on the water naked with the nest penis

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 8:46pm

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• What if a penis walked on water?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:10am

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• Seriously Man. I mean there's a line between funny and straight up not cool at all.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 12:19am

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• Kind of creepy if you ask me.

  Submitted by Hero4Evz on Jan 13, 10 at 12:37am

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