He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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