Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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