i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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