im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Quick, to the slutcave!
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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