I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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