What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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