i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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