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  • 59 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:26pm

    I nominate this for "most ironic text ever".

  • 56 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:20pm

    'you're.' for fucks sake, it's 'you're.'

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:21am

    10.38 and 7.47, i love you both.

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:14am

    "stanley- you're heart sucks and you crush your wife during sex. BOOM roasted." office=best show EVER.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:50pm

    OP isn't the brightest crayon in the box either.

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:38pm

    Thank you, 10:20. But can we address the "definitely" bit?

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:27am

    THE OFFFFIIIIICCCEEEE

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:18am

    No doubt, 5:08!!! Need to find a way to use that burn now, any suggestions, lol?

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:47am

    Grammar Nazis are lovely. =)

  • 35 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:47pm

    Jim, you weigh 93 pounds and gumby ha a better body than you. BOOM ROASTED

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:47am

    I posted the "definately," and yes, it was a fucking joke. Also, grammar and spelling are two different things. Furthermore, when was the last time you saw someone round up six million people who couldn't get their subject-verb agreements straight and force them into gas chambers at the end of a three-day death march? "Grammar Nazi" may be overstating it just a tad.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:03pm

    this is a first. I agree with all the previous posts. ^^^^

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:08am

    I was about to say, 4:51... that was the funniest part of the text!

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:40pm

    lol @ 10:38. I was thinking the same thing.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:43pm

    10:38 - Yeah! It should be spelled "definately"!

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:04am

    10:33! & 12:27 <3 LOVE THE OFFICE

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:19am

    boom roasted is soo from the office

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:48pm

    10:43, you're retarded. Please go take a gander at a dictionary.

  • 29 41
    Submitted by TSickBit on Mar 21, 10 at 10:00am

    Haha thats from the Office!

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:51am

    haha! boom roasted is now my new burn catch phrase, lol. Hope the texter/textee doesn't mind!

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:13am

    10:33 youre my hero. the office is the best

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:18pm

    Pat sanders, david smith, or John highman?

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:52pm

    7:47, its only offensive if you take it that way, in which case you are insecure about whether or not you are a descriminating person. like when someone makes a joke that can be construed as racist but it wasnt told to be taken in that way but you say "thats racist" but now youre racist for thinking of it in that way.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:58am

    hahaha 11:18. I like grammar and spelling, but I like 11:18 even more.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:24am

    Give it a rest 12.55 - granted, I am a grammar nazi most of the time but in this case the OP was just asking for it.

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 10:05am

    7:47, I couldn't agree more. -10:38

  • 19 25
    Submitted by Cereal on Feb 6, 11 at 11:17pm

    I <3 THE OFFICE!!!!

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:56am

    "as I think I thought you are"??? Holy grammar retard.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:20am

    you've slept with so many men you're starting to look like one. boom roasted!

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:18am

    Dear 7:47, It's not that serious.

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 1:20pm

    Maybe the whole text was a joke? Because it doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. Just saying.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:55am

    i just came by for my daily dose of grammar nazism. thanks 10:26

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:27pm

    fucking unknown error!

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:48am

    10:26, I agree with you. 10:48, pretty sure that was an attempt at humor. Unless you're a double-troll, in which case... touche.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:33pm

    i dont know whether to do a fat joke or a dumb joke. boom roaste

  • 10 22
    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 4:45pm

    the OP sounds like a fucking dumbass

  • 22 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 11:51pm

    10:48- the "definately" in 10:43 was a joke. I think you're retarded.