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  • 57 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:22am

    i'm a girl and i just got off, further solidifying that whoever wrote this post is a douche.

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:41am

    6:13 well said 8:35 start off with a detachable shower head, pulsating water directly on clit. then you can upgrade to the dirtier more fun stuff.

  • 46 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:31am

    To the girls who are bragging that they get themselves off 3 or 4 times a day, YOUR WEAK!!! 3 or 4 times/session is my average, and thats at least 3 times a day. No O during sex? I'll finish myself off.(and yes 7:39, thats what all your "skanks" are doing in the bathroom after they're done with you. That or crying because they have finally hit rock bottom on your pathetic cock!)

  • 48 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:15pm

    im a girl i do it when i wake up, get back from school and before i go to bed unless im going to be having sex. pretty much anytime im bored

  • 43 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:39pm

    Maybe he's saying girls shouldn't masterbate because it makes it harder for guys to get the girls off. Just saying.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:17pm

    7:39 you're a douche, STFU.

  • 42 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:54pm

    shut up, just shut the fuck up.

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:48am

    8:35 where exactly are you touching??

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:48am

    further solidifying you're inept.

  • 42 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:14pm

    I'm a girl and I'm walking proof that a girl CAN get off EVERY time, even without the help of toys :p

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:07pm

    Another hint is to read erotic stories. Sometimes that's hotter for us girls because you can get into the story and let your imagination run with it. Porn is great and everything but it's not always as hot to just watch a girl take it and moan unconvincingly.

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:50am

    @8:35 Oh honey, just get a little bullet and your world will change. I masturbate more than any guy I know... If you really, really lack sensation just get the one with 7 speeds.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:41pm

    haha 8:35 is definitely a guy who just posted that to get every girl to talk about how they masturbate

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:53am

    8:35 oh wow sweetie, you need to have a day to discover your body. once you find the right "spot" you'll know you're doing it right. remember it doesn't matter how you do it as long as it feels good.

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:13am

    Porn is a bad thing all of a sudden?

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:51am

    girl, if you can't get yourself off, how do you expect a guy to?

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:46pm

    get a rabbit.. shit changes everything.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:07am

    "cumming is for men" really? you cant be serious. i guarantee you that some girls masturbate just as much as you do..if not more

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:52am

    Clearly, something went wrong.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:13am

    if this is a girl then she needs to learn a few things, getting yourself off is one of the best things. if this is a guy then you suck and you should never talk to women again.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:41am

    ive masterbated at least 20 times today, and had sex with my husband and im still horny.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:15pm

    2:06 A.M., Well, not all men are as skilled... They're either fumbling bumblers or insenstive to their partner's needs.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:22am

    Can't you handle a girl that knows how to please herself?

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:32pm

    1:51 and 2:40 Your loss I guess. What coulda been. I'll just say that I wouldn't have been texting anybody this the next morning. I would have been you making eggs as you slept soundly.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:00pm

    porn is super hot to watch and hear while doing it. i especially like girl on girl porn for some reason... and im a girl. get a dildo in your vag and then a little vibrator on your clit and you will definitely cum. also when your having sex, put a dildo in your ass, i know it sounds weird but it totally changes the sensation.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:51pm

    haha ok any chick that thinks they masturbate mroe than guys CLEARLY is not very clued in on the psyche of a guy...but other than that, i think the guy above me talking about 835 is hot....ladies, please continue, this is very hot

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:26pm

    No guy's ever gotten me off, altho definitely got close with one, but then he came and was an ass hole about doing anything else that time :/ But yeah, I can get off in 30 sec's if I'm horny enough, even just by imagining a pornographic scene or something. I guess I just need a guy that either knows what he's doing with his hands, or who will let me be on top because that's where all my senses kick in.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:57pm

    7:39: actually, when a girl is aroused, her clit swells. therefore, it wouldn't take "roast beef curtains" to massage her clit. her clit pokes out a little. you've never been with a girl, huh?

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:15pm

    I can get off just by rubbing my legs together - takes 2 min or less... any other girls do this?

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:46am

    You're not doing something right then, hon!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:02am

    This is obviously a guy lamenting the fact that he couldn't bring a woman to climax.

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:31am

    7:39, if you're so concerned about "unsightly roast beef dangles" why don't you just fuck a guy? problem solved.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:04pm

    well that's true though, that's how a lot of girls do it! Honestly I can get myself off every time, but none of the guys I've been with have ever been able to do it. boo,.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:54pm

    4:19- that would depend on how you do it, wouldn't it?

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:20pm

    this was def a guy posting because he was pissed that he couldnt do it to the girl as well as she does it to herself. Sometimes sex in the head is better than sex in the bed!!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:44am

    2:42, that is TERRIBLE advice. If that's what you do, I feel sorry for the people you're sleeping with.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:43pm

    I am a very sexual woman and it never takes long for a guy to make me cum but I can't get myself off. It really sucks.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:19pm

    so random, but does getting yourself off make you loose ?

  • 33 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:27pm

    3:20, totally agree. & most guys are too worried about getting themselves off, instead of both of you getting off. selfish!

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:59am

    any woman that doesn't masturbate needs to start. and every guy that says "cumming is for guys" must have a sad, sad love life.

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:27am

    i agree with 2:11 im a girl, and trust me, we would definitely be less picky if we couldnt take care of ourselves.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:16am

    Don't hate just because I don't need a guy to get off. and for the record, a good percentage of the guys i've been with have said i have the best vag ever so pretty sure me being nasty is not the problem here. sounds like some young kids on here who have no clue about sex or women... I can get off just by rubbing my legs together - takes 2 min or less... any other girls do this? June 7, 2009 7:15PM

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:53am

    I agree with 11:45. Once you know how to please yourself and know your own body, you'll have waaay better sex because you'll be able to help the guy hit your spots too.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:11am

    2:54- Thanks for clearing that up, that IS what I meant.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:53pm

    jesus christ. fuckin "masturbation experts" you fuckin need to get a life!

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:29pm

    i don't have a detachable showerhead, but i will lay down in the tub with my clit under the faucet and let the water run on me.. same with jacuzzi tubs too and the jet things in swimming pools..

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:16pm

    A good bullet does the job your fingers/tongue does MUCH faster.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:58am

    all you girls are making me hard.

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:01am

    7:57 here, to 7:39/11:14: I'm 21 & I live nowhere near Detroit. stop being an imbecile.

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:32pm

    girls should definitely masturbate, it is awesome. also, 11:53 i agree

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:33am

    Seems like a girl not be able to get herself off to me.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:10pm

    11:53 - EXACTLY. Learn to please yourself, and you'll have a much better sex life. Also, detachable shower heads revolutionized masturbating for me. Every girl I know loves it. If you girls can't get off, try that.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:39pm

    7:15PM has some raost beef curtains long enough that they massage her clit when she rubs her legs together, gross.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:20pm

    lol, I'm a girl and I find it funny how annoyed guys get when they go into it thinking they're "awesome" at getting a girl off with hands or what not and then you have to reach down there and like "adjust" and sometimes you just want to take over for them (which one time I did) Guys just try too hard at it.

  • 25 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:44pm

    i'm a girl and i have to think about porn to get off when i'm with a guy. and i never get off during sex. it takes forever for a guy to get me off but 5 mins for me to just do it myself. although it feels better when i'm not doing the work

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:54am

    2:44 i think 2:42 meant watch porn to help with the problem. like if its a girl who cant get herself off, she should watch porn to get her all worked up. as an aid not a guide with <3 from 2:27

  • 31 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:46am

    If at first you don't succeed...

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:00pm

    ...7:39 has to be right though, I mean, something down there has to be big enough to reach outta that thing and rub on something else. kinda gross, esp. if you think about this LOGICALLY and not like an attack on women.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:35am

    as if,..omg girls definitely SHOULD its great,.. and um hello we have something just made for it.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 6:36pm

    4:19 is a TOOL. STFU.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:17pm

    1:51 lets talk, I happen to think your hot too!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:15am

    eff yes i am. lol. actually i just happened to refresh the homepage. but *now* im trollin. so im gonna go before i get annoying. lol <3

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:45am

    psh, get a pocket rocket. it changes everything.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:16pm

    depending on the day, I've masturbated up to 4 times a day...& I'm a girl. a very satisfied girl, might I add. (:

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:58pm

    come on, a girl's got to masturbate when guys are incapable of finishing the job...

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:48pm

    this is hilarious!!! just masturbate peoples...it doesnt even matter!!! im a woman, and personally, if i dont masturbate several times a day i would start killing people...

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:27pm

    8:16: Because you can so get your own tongue down there...

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:08am

    its obviously a guy you moron.

  • 26 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:54pm

    im pretty sure it was a girl who couldnt get herself off...so i dont understand how people can say its obviously a guy posting it

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:32pm

    When guys are incapable? Because guys ate incapable of finishing the job.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:58pm

    no 4:19 it doesnt. you are just touching certain areas down there...maybe some girls insert stuff but like it just doesnt get loose. they arent ripping their vaginas open.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:45am

    2:02AM ummmm we don't need guys to show us how to get off...most of the time we need to show guys how to do it.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:11am

    Totally a guy who failed to lure some chick home with him... if girls didn't masturbate, they'd probably go home with less appealing guys more often.

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:32am

    4:00, DUMBASS. It does work. Try googling it.

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:14pm

    7:39 here, Sounds like a lot of you are a little insecure about your unsightly roast beef dangles issue that I brought up. And 7:57PM, where do you live and how old are you? If you've been between the ages of 16 and 28 in the last 10 years and you live near detroit, there's a good possibility that I've fucked you and one of your friends. Maybe even a family member of yours too. You skanks are extremely easy these days, it's almost impossible to be a virgin past age 12 because of that.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:21pm

    I wish, 7:15. I'm so deprived from sex lately that my vagina's practically screaming, "enough with this nonsense! Bring on the men!"

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:22pm

    8:35 A, i can helpppp. i'm a girl, hope thats okay

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:12pm

    4:19 must be a dude.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:50am

    11:41A - A WOMAN THAT KNOWS HER SHIT!

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:35am

    I'm a girl and I can't masturbate. like. either I don't know how to do it right... or idk. there's no sensation.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:06am

    2:02AM-You're an idiot. It's not a guy. I'm a guy and I have no problem showing you what to do so you get off. I actually taugh my ex a few things to get herself off. We used to masturbate together. It was REALLY hott!

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:49am

    Whoa. 7:39, wtf? Does a woman masturbating make you feel inadequate, or what? 'Cause really, what's with all the hate? Also, to the general public: Masturbating, even with a dildo, does NOT make a woman loose. Fucking, even a LOT, does not make a woman loose. The vagina is a muscle. It doesn't get loose from use-- a woman's vagina size depends on how her body is naturally, and whether or not she is turned on.

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:12am

    2:54 is totally trollin'.

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 4:47am

    i just proved you wrong.

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:12am

    oh. no worries. i figured. lol. bc with us girls its all about "the mindset". we have to mentally be in it to win it. otherwise. no go. lol <3 2:27/2:54

  • 22 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:58am

    "Cumming is for men." you must make lots of girls very proud. and by proud i mean unhappy bc you fail at sex.

  • 22 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:13am

    Yah it works because you have an abnormally flabby vag

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:04pm

    1:51 I go twice a day during a dry spell, I don't know how often guys do it but in terms of quantity I think I give it a fair fight. Btw, shower head ftw and to 8:35 there's no "can't!" Don't be a quitter!

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:17pm

    Is TFLN broken? This has been the newest one for several hours!

  • 24 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:40pm

    1:51 back, and to 2:04, thats a dry spell for you, during regular sex with a girl, some dudes i know still beat it like three times a day, cmon i dont htink theresa girl whos more into it than that...actaully i would almsot guarantee it...and 2:17 cmon now, theres no seriousness on your end, very apparent, listen to 11:41, girl knows her shit