would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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