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  • 79 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:48pm

    He was probably thigh/crotch crease instead of the vagina crease...you don't have to be fat to have one of those if your legs are at least halfway closed... It's happened to me before.

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:01pm

    I'm gonna go with that was his first time...

  • 78 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:01pm

    Maybe he was in the thigh/crotch crease instead of the money crease...you don't have to be fat to have one of those if your legs are at least halfway closed. Sounds like his fault to me, I'm guessing maybe a firstie, but you should have re-directed him!

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:42pm

    This clown makes all of us capable guys look terrible. Fucker.

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    @ 4:18 i think he/she meant fake texts, but i do wonder what a face text is too if its not a typo lol

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:32pm

    I had a guy do that with pants on. I was like..are you retarded?

  • 65 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:32pm

    Only if men wear dresses and skirts along with jeans and t shirts and, you know, things girls normally wear.

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    Girl! Get to the gym! Get a trainer! Run and stop eating! Something!

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:59pm

    What the fuck is with all the lesbian hate, 4:21/4:27? Feeling threatened/insecure, much?

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:52pm

    he's as worthless as they get

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:16pm

    it doesnt mean shes fat, it means the guys a moron/way drunk. seriously, im pretty sure this has happened to every girl at one time or another. not your fault at all

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:25pm

    Actually I'm a boys are generally conceited pricks, dicks are nasty, and I find myself falling in love with girls lesbian. Sorry if I don't fit in any of got preconceived stereotypes.

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:54pm

    i think he's just an idiot.

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    ahhhh, so you dress and act like a man. Got it.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:48pm

    this happened to me once....when i was 15. stop banging babies and things like this wont happen.

  • 55 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:42pm

    this is a fucking bullshit lie. nice try making up a funny text. if you WERE fat enough to have holes in your legs you wouldn't be getting with anyone.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:34pm

    definitely the second part.. if i could hit bad night more than once i would. and how could you possibly be mad at the guy in that situation? if a guy fingered your leg... you are fat, sorry to be the one to break it to you. apparently you didn't know.

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:46pm

    Maybe he's just really into legs??

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:25pm

    (i) how is that difficult? I am a man and have no problem finding the hole. I imagine this involves sweaty fat legs

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:10am

    Anonymous said... Maybe he was in the thigh/crotch crease instead of the money crease...you don't have to be fat to have one of those if your legs are at least halfway closed. Sounds like his fault to me, I'm guessing maybe a firstie, but you should have re-directed him! June 26, 2009 5:01PM *i agree.....this has happened to me before.....it's awkward....who wants to hear "hey, um, yeah, so ur not fingering my girly parts...." i just tried to ignore it and move things along lol

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:20am

    I didn't know fat people had holes in their legs :/

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:56pm

    I hate when that happens. Not your fault.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:32am

    why don't guy know where a clit is? is not that hard...

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:07pm

    5:41, are you one of them? texter, neither.. more like the fact that you didn't tell him he was wrong.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:56am

    cant tell u how many times ive done that

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:44pm

    Hah sounds like it was HIS first time. Nothing wrong with her at all.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:30pm

    I've done this, but I was so drunk I didn't realize it. The girl was so drunk she didn't even care, she still enjoyed it

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:05am

    4:19, alright, who tried to crack a joke that was an epic fail?

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:55pm

    I remember my first fat chick

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:41pm

    You all are WAAAAY too obsessed with fat girls on this site... I think you all may secretly be obsessed with fucking fat girls!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:16am

    4:18 dso w/ you on that one.. i mean who the fuck wants to deal with a guy that doesnt know what they're doing? lezzies are wayy better :)

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:20pm

    That has never happened to me, I have never had to give a guy directions before, what a loser

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:58am

    Wow, guys. And this is yet another reason why girl on girl is so much better.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:36pm

    I don't get it. I have vaginas everywhere.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:48am

    He could have been drunk AND going weak hand. Next time let him set up "righty."

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:10pm

    he's retarded, that's happened to me before.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    i'm pretty sure i read this on FML once...

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:42pm

    it's sad either way you look at it

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:26pm

    its ok. it happens to the best of us

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:22pm

    i agee with 5:01, that's totally what happened

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:16pm

    ummm this is hardly believable, i mean, unless the side of your leg has a hole in it i'm pretty sure he found the actual hole...some of these people need a life than to make up face texts to post on here, meanwhile the real ones that i posted never showed up...this used to be a good site, not anymore

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:15pm

    J.G Ballard's Crash. much?

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:38am

    4:27 - king of queens <3

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:05am

    happened to me once. i was fingering my gf (over the panties) and for like 5-10 seconds i was fingering the side of her vag. but i noticed and found the sweet spot :)

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 8:21pm

    He's a newbe.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:38pm

    Long blonde hair, actually.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:12pm

    why does she have to b fat? i'm not fat n it's happened to me before...it was really sad lol

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:03pm

    i've had this happen to me and i am in no way fat. it happened when he was going for the clit but i moved his hand to help him out. it sucks though, i hate when guys don't know what they're doing

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:18pm

    what is a face text? That actually sounds kind of awesome.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:14am

    well this guy wanted to finger me but i wouldn't let him so he decided he'd just rub my pussy through my tights? uhh? and yeah most of the time it was just my leg =/ i didn't tell him to save us both the embarrassment! but he got his dick sucked, so why would he care?

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:57pm

    ... I'm pretty sure your leg does not feel like a vagina. He is just inexperienced, dumb, and/or too drunk to actually attempt sex. I'm betting on all three.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:07pm

    what's worse is you didn't help him out....at least he was trying.

  • 30 33
    Submitted by lovebigtits on Jun 6, 11 at 3:14pm

    Lmfao

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:48pm

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:44pm

    my giflfriend tells me that all the time!

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:07pm

    goin for the fourth hole.

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    I tell you what's sadder, the guy that did this. Funny thing is, it's probably happened to a few more people than are willing to admit it. Guys just don't know much about female anatomy....true story. I bet he was sober....

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:16pm

    you must be fat and have a ton of rolls. most men are smart enough to know the difference between your knee cap and your vagina.

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:15am

    Yeah, I think 9:48 makes sense... I am still confused as to how he thought he was actually fingering her. I was thinking rolls at first, but no one's rolls are vertical, haha

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:01pm

    Yeah, you don't have to be gross for this to happen. Just very drunk. Both points are equally sad, but don't feel bad about the leg-gina mix up. It happens to the best of us. :/

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Orisit on Mar 10, 10 at 6:46am

    Fat fuckkkkkkkkk!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:56pm

    the latter for sure, and whats up with all the replies of "that happened to me too"? WTF?!

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    are you sure you're not a lesbian because you have severe penis envy? Are you a mullet sporting man dressing lesbian, or a lipstick lesbian? Or just an all my friends are doing it so it must be trendy lesbian?

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    probably a fatty mcbutterpants with extra crisco on her legs

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:29pm

    You are sad with your fat legs. He is sad for hooking up with you. He probably didn't want to put his hand in you vagina for fear it would get lost in your fat legs.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:33am

    2nd part. Thats when you know youre too fat.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:14pm

    guys just need to learn how to properly handle a girl

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:00am

    haha fat mullet lesbian bitchez!

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:10pm

    the fact that u couldnt tell the diff...

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:17pm

    Was anyone else reminded of that blooper from The Office where Dwight's asking Toby where the clitoris is. "If someone says 'next to the vagina' does that mean... on the leg?" God love ya, Rainn Wilson.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:22pm

    Business in the front, party in the back!

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:18pm

    This is why I'm a lesbian. Girls don't need a fucking map.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:37pm

    i just don't understand how this could possibly happen, unless he was on a heavy cocktail of ambien and shrooms or something...

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:50pm

    definitely that your leg feels like a vag. i don't think it gets much sadder than that.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:46pm

    long blonde hair in the back........short blonde hair in the front, mullet (thumbs up)

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    This is only acceptable under certain circumstances. 1) He's drunk, 2) You're in a swimming pool or other type of "get wet" scenario, 3) You went along with it and pretended he was hitting your spot like a moron instead of saying "hey, my hole is over here".

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:11am

    Omg That On e I Fukoing Funny Ass Shit!!1 That Made Me Laugh So Hard!! Lmfao

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:54pm

    Yep...I'm gonna go with what the rest of what you all said and would venture to say you are probably pretty fat...

  • 33 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:07pm

    yeah its happened to me once and im not fat either, and they think theyre like rubbing you ... so thats were you have to guide them (as usual!)

  • 39 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:19pm

    alright who tried to fuck the fat girl