At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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