if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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