I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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