when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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