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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:24am

    cool or not... if you keep at it after a person starts crying it's sick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:22am

    crying during sex... never good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:39am

    This makes me sad...and sympathetic. :( I'm sorry that happened.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:41am

    How did this one get put up? It's not funny at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:28am

    Uh, maybe he was TRYING to make her feel better! Duh! :)

  • 89 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:31am

    How can you miss a guy while he's inside of you?

  • 83 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:28am

    This thread just reaffirmed my fear that all guys are soulless douche bags...you suck. Besides that point, this text isn't funny... Why isnit on here??

    • 47 58
      Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 2, 10 at 4:16pm

      You're right, this text isn't funny. It's hilarious!\n\nGirls... make him earn it, for Gods sake. If fucking him will make you cry, you probably shouldn't be fucking him at all. Get some self-respect.

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:53am

    He was showing how much he missed you. You were showing him why he shouldn't have.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:39am

    i hate when girls do this shit like dont start fucking me if youre gonna cry. if you miss me well, im right here! at least wait til after we're done. better yet do it before so i can console you with my cock

  • 83 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:20am

    Use the tears as lubrication

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:12pm

    all you guys are pathetic, and yea im a straight guy, seriously blue balls you can deal with but upset girlfriend means you stop thinking with your damn cock and cuddle her!

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:44am

    there is such a thing as "point of no return" on the other hand, the fact that she so wrapped up in the emotional crap tells you that their sex life sucks..if it were better, she would've been too involved in the humping to be crying

  • 84 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:20am

    A "Good for you!" is in order here, and it's not for the person who sent this text.

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:03pm

    I'm a girl and I think this girl sounds like a loser. Sorry. (Assuming it's a girl)

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:47am

    Was she really that drunk? How can you keep going if she's crying? That's kinda fucked up...

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:22am

    He was being honest. He don't care about you. He just wanted to fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:37am

    this isn't even funny...it's just mean...

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:42am

    this isn't even funny. just pathetic.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:08pm

    yall take this shit serious like yall kno the guy or somethen if he didnt care there was a reason girls arent little angels i would of done the same shit and sent her home

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:58pm

    because fucking tard, for women, every time we decide to give it to you, we get to deal with the maybes of getting pregnant and deal with shit that men get to just walk away from. excuse us for being emotional given the fucking risks and appreciate that we take them to make your sorry little dick feel better.

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:46am

    That happen to me once, I didn't mean for it to happen, I just got really emotional, and made him stop, he held me for a bit, but then started to finish up, I was upset.

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:50am

    Wow, how many of you guys have made a girl cry during sex? I mean I have, but it was to God, and that's CERTAINLY no reason to stop. Even when they go hoarse. Nothing says I love you like a bitch who can't talk in the morning! :)

  • 45 49
    Submitted by dinopete on Sep 27, 10 at 1:21am

    Wow, you suck at life.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:21pm

    Wow. You all suck. Period.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:15am

    i hope she's joking.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:11pm

    Haha yeah agreed! I did that when my chick started crying one time and when she calmed down my cock was harder than a fucking diamond!!! I made her squirt 3 times before I busted the biggest nut of my life I sprayed her from belly button to forehead and the headboard behind her!!! Best sex ever!!! Oh yeah

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:35am

    This isn't even funny

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:29am

    me and my dude was getting back together after a dumb break up...during our reunion sex i started crying..he was really sweet about it..we took it slow for a few minutes and just kissed...then we went wild..it was probably the "sweetest" sex i have ever had. and it turned out to be some of the best!!

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:13pm

    what a douche for posting this!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:43am

    WHO THE FUCK SUBMITTED THIS?!?! if it was the girl's friend, that's pretty fucked up, if it was the sender, that too is very fucked up!!!

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:17pm

    I would do the same =)

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:56pm

    How did this even get posted?

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:17am

    I like crying when I get fucked hard and it hurts -Crispy

  • 38 47
    Submitted by ibiteback on Aug 4, 11 at 9:51am

    I'd just like to say Marc that the fact that you posted this makes you the lowest piece of shit on this planet. You guys can say what you want about me but you don't know the circumstances. Take a look at the lowest points of your own life and think about how it would feel to not only have people read about it but give their worthless, uninformed opinions of it. I realize I was stupid back then, but you don't realize I was 16 and completely in love.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:22am

    wow most of you guys are assholes.. well for one thing this isn't funny, but how can you still miss someone when they're inside you?

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:47pm

    4 words: ASSHOLE. DUMP HIM NOW.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:03am

    @139, agreed and i'm a girl! :)

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:29pm

    Why is sex so emotional for women, youre just gettin impaled and impaled over and over again

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:57pm

    Maybe it's funny if we assume that the person who sent this text is MALE. maybe THAT's why it's funny. Maybe a BOY sent this text to THE GIRL.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:02pm

    252, shut the fuck up you stupid bitch. Marines do more/see more than your retarded ass could ever imagine

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:08am

    I'm right there with you 7:28! On another note I have def cried during sex. I couldn't help it. No idea why.

  • 60 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:47am

    Ya give the man ball cramps. Assholes

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:13am

    The majority of you people are sick fucks that deserve to be raped in the eye socket. Way to make the human race look awesome, not that anyone has a choice in the matter of what species they are. If you didn't want to deal with a woman's bullshit emotions, then go fuck a man, or a dog, or a corpse.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:34am

    thats what im sayin 2:31 -1:39

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:51pm

    Soooo been in that situation.....and did te exact same thing

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:50am

    Man, this is pathetic no matter which way you look at it.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by blondy3015 on Dec 29, 10 at 6:49pm

    Just happens to me I feel your pain.

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:15pm

    no "maybes" about getting pregnant if you use your fucking small brain and use contraception. And men get to walk away -- damn straight we get to walk away. And why the fuck not? Just because some bitch spreads her legs or her ass or opens her mouth -- that does not entitle them to stake out a claim on us. It's just sex -- my dog has sex and afterwards the bitch isn't following him around trying to handcuff his nuts.

  • 50 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:00am

    Cause he knew if he stopes he wouldn't be able to start again. Gold star for that kid.

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:04am

    Hahaha classic....and you wanted him to stop railing you?

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:32am

    You get three options if you start crying: 1. I ignore it and keep going. 2. I get up and leave. 3. I shove your panties in your mouth.

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:33am

    naww see what yall dont know is that was sent by a guy. cuz he's a flamin ass bitch! she was showin her friend how much of a nutsack he was.

  • 31 45
    Submitted by tommyboy20 on Feb 2, 12 at 3:19pm

    wow what an annoying bitch. I hate when women get all emotional for no reason. STFU and finish fucking before you get all Googling eyed on a guy

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:30am

    Dear 8:17, Im pretty sure that 8:37 just reaffirmed my previous thoughts. I'm not sexist, girls do also do shit to fuck guys over, myself included, but the way you talk about girls is rude, obscene, and degrading and if that's really how you all feel about girls, quite frankly, that'd disgusting. And you have no souls. Yours truley,7:28

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:15pm

    Wow. I have never felt so overwhelmingly discouraged people so early in the day.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:11pm

    2:52; Its Fort Bragg too, which if you didn't know, is an army base. It's not just marines. All the military people I've met here have been nice so shut the fuck up.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:43am

    Dumb girls always trying to talk during sex

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:00am

    crying during sex is emotional blackmail, and i'd say they both deserve it

  • 51 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:26pm

    no one deserves this kind of abuse.

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:28am

    Uhh... Obviously its because je missed you pussy more than he missed you talking at him.

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:08pm

    Because we were having sex, bitch! Seriously, who is the rude one here?

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:08pm

    I agree that it's messed up that someone would submit this kind of text, no matter what a whorebag bitchface she was it's not really funny to those who don't know her. I will say however that it's just downright retarded to fuck someone you that you "miss" when they clearly don't give a shit about you. You broke up for a reason. When you start to miss them and feel like having sex with that person will make things better? Turn around and find another dude to fuck. Sometimes girls are stupid.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:08am

    Use a vibrator that seems to cheer every one up

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:50pm

    wow at all the immature hate. none of it should have happened. not the sex, not the crying. we should all grow the fuck up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:03am

    When that shit happened to me, I not only stopped, I fuckin booked it outta there. Bring your A-Game to the sac or go the fuck home.

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:40pm

    THE GUY WAS CRYING not the girl duh

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:35am

    taste the happy michael tastes a lot like sad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:10am

    the dude should have busted a nut on her face and gotten the fuck outta there

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:34pm

    woman's definition of sexist: what happens when the male opinion differs from the female opinion. Women believe that when the guy disagrees, he disagrees because he is sexist. Damn bitches do NOT accept that each argument has 2 sides and that it is possible to disagree without having the disagreement based on gender. Dumb, emotional cunts

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:18pm

    I wish more people (specifically females) had more respect for themselves. There ARE guys out there who won't treat you like blow up dolls. Some realize you are people. Find those guys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:42am

    So wait, those weren't tears of joy?

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:43pm

    i made a girl cry durring sex once. she was upset because she thought i was choking her too much. i just licked her tears up and kept going it made me diamond hard!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:02am

    That sounds like a prime time to cock slap that physco cunt! Or fake cry n blow off in her eye and laught at her n say cry now bitch.

    • 45 63
      Submitted by alorax3 on Feb 15, 10 at 7:43pm

      yer a fucking pig dude.\ngrow the fuck up and stop being a little punk ass bitch.\nthank you! (:

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:18pm

    330-256-5150. Prank call this kid. He getts sooo mad

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:54am

    I have to say, as a teenager there was one or two times when for no reason whatsoever, I started crying during sex. I couldn't say why, and I certainly didn't mean to, but there it was. As I got older it didn't happen anymore.

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:26am

    why the hell did you interrupt what he was doing?

  • 27 51
    Submitted by unclestuffy on Feb 10, 12 at 6:01pm

    It's not called Texts Funny Last Night...

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:19am

    Crazy girls are the best!

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:15pm

    @ 8:34- You make a valid point that women do sometimes see men as sexist if he disagrees with her, but we also see them as sexist when they refer to us as deragatory terms such as bitch and cunt. It also makes you look pretty ignorant. However since you're anonymous, I guess it doesn't make much difference..

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:20am

    He was trying to make you "feel better." your vagina, that is.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:08am

    8:36 is right bro tear that shit up n chuck deuces

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:14am

    Fuck yea @1:56! FTW!

  • 30 60
    Submitted by cheddarvsswiss44 on Jun 18, 11 at 11:24pm

    Hahahaha

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:20pm

    Well you also put a =) after saying that which proves you're a tool

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:03pm

    Oh yeah. My area code.

  • 49 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:36am

    sounds like this was make up sex or get back together sex. Either way, the girl is the douche for pulling thr crying card during the deed. Fuck her hard, fuck her in the ass, fuck her in the mouth, then blow a load of jizz in her face and walk out of her life. Psycho bitches are great in bed.... but you don't want a relationship outside of the sack

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:56am

    lol thanks to all my bros sticking up for me lol! i most def was not going to work with blue balls from this bitch, that has screwed me over and used me for so much!pay backs a biatch hahaha!!!!!!!

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:21am

    A "Good for you!" is in order here, and it's not for the person who sent this text.

  • 43 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:52am

    why would u do that to me daddy? why? quiet guy

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:34pm

    The fact that he would even post this answers the question on the text, because he doesn't feel the same. Also that's kind of an ass move dude.

  • 43 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:03pm

    Speculation much 4:57? It's not like the moderators ask your sex before they put your text up on here...

  • 44 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:31am

    I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS CRY DURING SEX. FUCKING NUTT UP!

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:17am

    7:28 you ever stop to think that girls pull alot of shit too? Quit being a sexist bitch -crispy

  • 43 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:56am

    3:18 what a whiny piece of shit

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:34am

    haha, happend to me once, I said ' i cant handle this you gotta go, got off put some clothes on while she sobbed, drove her home, she texted me as i left the parking lot saying " I love you I want a relationship haha I havent talked to her since!!!" crazy bitches!!!!

  • 39 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:12pm

    9:35 YES!!! Arrested Development was the best show ever on TV

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:32am

    1:24 the crying makes it that much better.

  • 39 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:22am

    putt it in her butt and give her a reason to cry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:28am

    he probably got confused and figured, "great I guess she's into s&m now!"

  • 39 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:15pm

    Some people are just black holes of emotional need

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:41am

    Cause ur a slut that gives him what he wants and he knows he can get anything from u. Bravo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:14am

    shut the fuck up bitch. guys just gotta release and clean the pipes once every now and then. its not as emotional for us as it is for you. get over it. its evolution aha. win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:20am

    any girls want to send me a pic of their tits?