She said her name was "party"
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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