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  • Submitted by nbj777 on Sep 28, 10 at 3:09pm

    Moms: the best cover-ups for murder.

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    Submitted by brownthug on Sep 29, 10 at 3:53am

    you didn't get slapped? she didnt leave you? rather she went and got cleaning supplies??? you Fucking lucky bastard

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      Submitted by Butterballa on Sep 29, 10 at 4:33am

      Actually this was the text I sent my best friend after sleeping with her in my parents guest room while housesitting. Apparently My mom has a good nose for sexsmell, and that room doesn't air out properly!

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    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 29, 10 at 12:34am

    You all are clearly missing the point. He OBVIOUSLY was eating fish on his bed and some of the juices so happened to spill.

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    Submitted by Led_Head on Sep 28, 10 at 5:02pm

    Smelled of cat food and ass, did it?

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    Submitted by burnt921 on Sep 28, 10 at 6:51pm

    you need to stop eating sushi in bed.

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    Submitted by Buskus on Sep 28, 10 at 9:40pm

    dude u gotta stop takin shits in ur closet..

  • Submitted by canonymous on Sep 28, 10 at 3:05pm

    stop hiding your dead kitty below your bed for God's sake