I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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