I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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