Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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