I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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