CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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