He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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