Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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