I skipped work to stalk him.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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