Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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