Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
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He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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