I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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