OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize